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Top 5 Tango-tastic Disasters.

Top 5 Tango-tastic Disasters.

by Aamyko 5th May 201102:45

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Ah, the tan, some have got that cinnamon coloured skin naturally while others will do just about anything to get that sweet summer glow. But you think that women are the only ones that want to look sun-kissed? Well, think again. More and more men are also starting to want that "just got a blow job" glow and some do it well, while others... not so much.

So, which male celebs look like they have a fake tan that would make Bugs Bunny drool and want to start munching on them? Let's take a look at the top 5 Tango-tastic Disasters!


5. Donald Trump: I seriously don't even know where to start with this clown. From the bad hair-piece to the horrid Groucho eyebrows, Donald "You're fired" Trump is a walking disaster but when you factor in the fact that he looks like the Umpa-lumpa's head CEO it just makes you wonder what's the point of having all those millions when you still look this shitty?


4. Bradley Cooper: O.k I haven't got a clue who this dude is but he is a celeb, or at least that's what Google says. Now, here's a quick question: why the hell would you just fake tan the top half of your face and not bother with the rest? Did he think maybe people would not notice? Or maybe everyone there was blind? Who knows but Mr.Cooper has got a lot of explaining to do!


3. Peter Andre: You really can't blame him for his addiction to the "radio-active" look, after all he was married to the Queen Of Orange, Jordan, but even still. His fake-n-bake look is something that should be avoided at all costs. Unless you are going to a fancy dress party as a Halloween pumpkin your skin should NEVER look this colour!


2. Gavin Henson: Yes, he is a hot rugby player but even he can't hide his love for that "orange you glad to see me" glow. I know this hunk likes to take care of his looks but the idea of taking care of your appearance is to actually enhance the way you look not detract from it. Maybe if he had spent a little less time with the bottle of fake tan and more time with that trashy chav sweet angel Charlotte Church, they might have still been together!

Drum roll please.........


1. Channing Tatum: I bet you didn't see this one coming! Channing is generally always looking hot but on this occasion he looked more "tangerine dream" than teenage dream. I seriously don't why he sprayed his face (too much) and forgot to do his hands? I mean, his face looks like Donatella Versace's left tit and he's got Casper the Ghost hands? This just goes to show how a bad tan can take away all of a hunks heat!

Comments (7) -

conchoraptor United Kingdom
05/05/2011 09:16:06 #

hhahhahaha, I enjoyed reading this so much Laughing Laughing Laughing Well, the only thing I disagree with is that guy, what was his name, Gavin, I dont even know him, anyway - he doesnt look that bad, come on. But yes - Donald and Bradley are comic Laughing Peter never looks hot - with or without tan, and I dont understand this fuzz around Channing - he is not that stunning really and got a bad fake carrot colour as well Laughing

andrewwww United Kingdom
05/05/2011 13:17:38 #

donald trump needs to go jump off a a tango skyscaper

stewie United Kingdom
05/05/2011 17:37:00 #

this is when the saying "ignorance is bliss" truly comes into play

Last Knight United Kingdom
05/05/2011 18:00:22 #

When I first saw this article,without reading it,I thought Gavin Henson had finally admitted to being gay. Something I had long suspected

martin United Kingdom
06/05/2011 11:58:02 #

ha ha they   look like co-co the clown or fell face down in a fresh cow pat l ol

Oleg Russia
08/05/2011 01:32:44 #

Dump the trump!

phoenix/az/anonymous United States
09/05/2011 04:54:23 #

okay, the ugly twink in the first picture is by far the worst of all...and he's not even a celebrity.

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