Being that I have quite a bit of experience in the drunken whore department, I have gathered quite a lot of information over the last years on what is acceptable drunken etiquette and what isn't. I have also found out (the hard way, pun intended) things one should NEVER do when sauced. Here, I will share my wisdom with all you less experienced drunken whores and shine a bit of light on your path to.... well... rehab.

1. DO NOT TEXT CRUSHES, EX-BOYFRIENDS, ETC: This is the worst thing you could possibly do when drunk. Not only are you probably texting guys a whole lotta shit but usually when we are drunk our morals (what little morals we have) go flying out the window and the texts end up creepy or pathetic. TURN YOUR PHONE OFF.

2. DO NOT GIVE EX-TRA ATTITUDE: We Gays are already feisty enough, get alcohol into the mix and the "Shanaynay" in us comes out and we start giving attitude for no reason which leads to bitchy cat fights or worse yet: DANCE-OFFs! So when drunk, girl, U betta check yo' ass!

And finally:

3. KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON: Why is it that you hear a bit of dance music and all of the sudden you're Britain's Next Top Stripper. When drunk and in the mood to dance make sure you're sober enough to STAY ON the podium without falling on some unsuspecting sober Gay or worse yet falling on a dyke cos they will kick your ass with their tool belt.

I have decided to give you all a treat with a hunk that might have had a tad too much to drink and his clothes came right off! Well, I guess if you look like this then you can totally ignore tip 3!!

This is what I have been questioning for a long time. I know that it's giving in to a stereotype by saying that all Gay men are promiscuous. I also know that there are loyal, faithful Gays just like there are slutty straight guys and girls. But it seems as though Gays are a lot more open to the possibility of having relationships that don't follow the norm. Some have open relationships, and it's quite funny to hear that even those that have open relationships have certain "rules" about how open their relationship should be.

A friend of mine that is in an "O.R" told me that they fool around with other guys independently and if they find a guy that they both fancy they will have a 3-some with that guy. If they do fool around on their own they don't necessarily have to tell each other as long as they are safe both of them don't wanna hear about it. According to my friend, this works for them. But does it really work?

What makes a committed relationship? Is it sleeping with the same person for the time you are together? Is it promising to be there for each other through the good times and the bad? Can we make up our own rules in our relationship and have them actually work for us or should we follow the patterns of typical, traditional relationships?

It's quite foolish in a way to try and follow the same relationship patterns of a straight couple. I don't buy into that whole thing of one guy has got to be the "woman" in the relationship (Submissive, quiet and a homemaker) while the other is the male. (Dominant, take charge, etc..) When I see a Gay couple I sometimes cringe to see that there is one "fem" Gay and one "butch" Gay. That concept to me is just so out dated and plays into the stereotypical vision that straight people have of us Gays.

When it comes to relationships I think it's best to follow your own set of rules and what works for you, works. And if it doesn't make changes so that it will work. It's ridiculous and pointless to try and mold your relationship to other couples or even past relationships of your own. It's quite an exciting and liberating thing to make the rules up and live how you and your partner want.

New relationship, new rules. Amen!

Getting it on at work. Is it a big NO, NO or a big YES! YES!? We have all thought about it and while many just fantasize about it others are out there sleeping with work mates, cleaners and yes, even the boss.

I really don't have a problem with sex at work. But first we have to make a very clear distinction: Sex at work with someone who DOESN'T work with you and then sex at work with someone that DOES. The first is really not all that complicated cos you lil'sluts can just go into your office, fuck and it's pretty much done. But the second you can go to your office, fuck and then you have to see his face everyday at work! This is where things start getting a bit tricky.

If you & your work mate both agree that you are just fucking and nothing else, then go ahead and fuck your brains out, but if one of you is investing a bit more than just cumming then things could get messy (not the fun kind of messy) fast. It's best to be open with your work mate cos you WILL have to see him everyday and if things are awkward between you then it will just create tension and there will be nothing sexual about it.

One thing I will say is DO NOT FUCK YOUR BOSS. O.k this is just something I have learned along the way cos no matter what the situation, your boss will always win. No matter what. Things can get hot and heavy with you and if someone at work notices that you are fucking the boss... well, HELLO OFFICE SLUT! Everyone will talk about you, then word will get to your boss and then your boss will tell you that maybe you should cool it down for a while and before you know it, you're NOT shagging the boss but the entire office STILL thinks your a slag. NICE. Just take my advice, if you are going to do something with your boss, start off by dating and make him WORK his way into your pants. Don't give it away, cos that is the only power you've got over him. Once that's gone he can just drop you like a hot tamale.

Trust me, I speak from experience. (Sadly, my slutina self didn't learn the 2nd time around!) So if you do decided to sleep with someone from work make sure the rules are all out in the open, so no one will be in the dark about what is going on.